Why day planners are better...

I am reading a book by John Bytheway called "What I wish I'd known when I was single" It is awesome! I love it!!! At the begining of every chapter he has a quote of an interesting story or something along the lines of that. This is one that he had that made me laugh and I figured I would share. :)

WHY IS A DAY PLANNER BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND?


1. A day planner will never make you late.


2. You don’t have to pay attention to your day planner if you don’t want to.


3. Your day planner will still be there when you get off your mission.


4. If you lose your day planner, it won’t keep your tapes and sweaters.


5. You only have to pay for your day planner once.


6. You never have to worry about someone else using your day planner.


7. Your day planner will wait for you in the car while you play basketball.


8. A day planner doesn’t care if you have another planner.


9. Your day planner already comes with rings.



WHY DAY PLANNERS ARE BETTER THAN BOYFRIENDS


1. Day planners don’t have their own agenda.


2. Day planners are organized.


3. Day planners don’t need to be fed.


4. Day planners are concerned with your schedule.


5. Day planners don’t forget your birthday, anniversary, or other important dates.


6. Day planners don’t mind being claimed in public.


7. Day planners aren’t sealed books.


8. Day planners contain meaningful information.


9. When you schedule a date with a day planner, it doesn’t expect anything in return.


—Author unknown



Just to save my rear end this is not directed at John or anything... I simply just thought it was funny, and it does have a little truth to it :)

Have a good day!
JaNae