Mason and I laughed hysterically at these!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
-Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
-Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
-They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
-You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
-Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
-Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
-A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
-Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
-Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
-Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
-Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
-A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
-Anyone Can Roast Beef, but nobody can pea soup

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
-Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
-Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
-Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
-Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
-The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
-Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
-A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
-Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer